Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday dear me
Happy birthday to me!!!!!!
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Friday, November 24, 2006
bloggin'
Bloggin' is the bane of my life!!!!!
So today I've decided to share with you all a picture of one of my 'babies'. This is Jake
he is 2½ years old and was abandoned on a farm in a cardboard box with his 2 brothers. One of his brothers Mylo lives with my sister. A picture of him next time.
So today I've decided to share with you all a picture of one of my 'babies'. This is Jake
he is 2½ years old and was abandoned on a farm in a cardboard box with his 2 brothers. One of his brothers Mylo lives with my sister. A picture of him next time.
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
ramblings
Suppose I'd better put some more inane thoughts and happenings down for everyone to look at!! I want a more exciting life to write about…
One thing I have done is finished my Christmas shopping, aren't I little miss goody tooshoes. Oh and on another note we've put an offer in on a house, it's weird though everyone keeps asking if I'm excited or nervous and I'm not – must still be getting over my flu Jo will be happy as she likes this new me!!
Did anyone else watching Planet Earth on beeb 1 find it really upsetting that they showed the polar bear dying of starvation I had a total rant at the tv and burst into tears - couldn't they give it their tea!!! I know it's nature but if it had been a human being they'd have been straight there to help him…
The hubby emailed me this and thought I would share it with everyone
DON'T FART IN BED
If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know and we'll send someone right over to check your pulse.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Christmas morning she was up early preparing the turkey. As he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Darling, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
Post again soon
xx
One thing I have done is finished my Christmas shopping, aren't I little miss goody tooshoes. Oh and on another note we've put an offer in on a house, it's weird though everyone keeps asking if I'm excited or nervous and I'm not – must still be getting over my flu Jo will be happy as she likes this new me!!
Did anyone else watching Planet Earth on beeb 1 find it really upsetting that they showed the polar bear dying of starvation I had a total rant at the tv and burst into tears - couldn't they give it their tea!!! I know it's nature but if it had been a human being they'd have been straight there to help him…
The hubby emailed me this and thought I would share it with everyone
DON'T FART IN BED
If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know and we'll send someone right over to check your pulse.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out!
Then one Christmas morning she was up early preparing the turkey. As he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good.
About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Darling, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What do you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, Vaseline and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in."
Post again soon
xx
Friday, November 17, 2006
cute!!
had the pleasure of watching daytime tv yesterday as was off work poorly and came across these 2 cuties on channel 5 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5sksynYMSg hope you agree!!
Thursday, November 09, 2006
oh bugger...
My hubby and I (it still feels wierd saying that after 13 years!!) decided we wanted to move so put our house on the market a couple of weeks ago, we've had a couple of viewings and the estate agent has rung today to advise of 2 more viewings tomorrow so no yoga for me tonight just an evening of cleaning and ironing - oh joy.
Tomorrow will be much more exciting as I'm going Christmas shopping to the Trafford Centre. So a visit to Nadnos is compulsory.
Then on Saturday we're going to mooch round a few other peoples houses, I'll let you know what they're like!!!
I've got to go clean now be back soon.
Tomorrow will be much more exciting as I'm going Christmas shopping to the Trafford Centre. So a visit to Nadnos is compulsory.
Then on Saturday we're going to mooch round a few other peoples houses, I'll let you know what they're like!!!
I've got to go clean now be back soon.
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
well here goes!!!
Hiya!!
they say there's a first time for everything and here's my first attempt at blogging - I'm going to bore you all silly with my day to day life.
Some random words about who I am...
goddess & superstar
pink!!!
fairies
hello kitty
my cats Jake and Spindle - there'll be lots of piccies of them I can promise you
motor sports especially bikes and fit men in leathers!!!
books
music
family & friends
oh and computers - I suppose I'd better put that I spend all day using one!
Today I am mainly working and tonight going to the gym - I told you it was boring...
that's it for now, I promise to write something more interesting next time!!
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